AHOY there mi hearties and shiver mi timbers. Barnsley Premier Leisure is advertising the perfect job for old sea dogs - they need a pirate.
Their add reads: "We be looking for a brave buccaneer to join the crew here at Calypso Cove Water Park in the Metrodome."
Responsibilities include meeting and greeting guests, managing queues during peak periods and assisting on Reception.
Pirates are paid £7.68 an hour. Closing date for applications is February 20.
